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Flight Attendant
"On landing," the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
This news arrived on: 08/26/2008
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08-30-2008 19:52
Ross Blankert wrote:
Flight Attendant joke
From the looks of some flight attendants, they need to turn the lights almost off, close all the port holes and get everyone drunk to make them look good.
Now they want to charge for the peanuts and rent the blankets. I hope they don't go for the lap dances.
Now they want to charge for the peanuts and rent the blankets. I hope they don't go for the lap dances.
08-30-2008 15:02
I wrote:
I perceived the same as what John U.K. wrote.
08-30-2008 07:49
John U.K. wrote:
Flight Attendant
Sally, I think they hire someone with no idea! As to this 'joke', my guess is that it's really 3 separate jokes taken from something like a magazine for people who work in the air industry (since they're all aeroplane jokes) and 'Brains' glanced at the article, recognised a joke, scanned the contents in order to give 'it' a name, and naturally called it 'Flight Attendant'. The result was that the whole thing was copied out as one joke. 'No Tantrums' probably came from the same source.
08-30-2008 06:42
Sally wrote:
Flight Attendant
I must be stupid; I can't figure out this joke. Has it been translated from another language and lost something in the translation, or do you just hire people who have no idea what they are doing? I could do better off the top of my head.
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