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Dog Rules
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
This news arrived on: 07/29/2008
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Posted Comments:
09-17-2008 07:05
Mehdi wrote:
Is this a joke?
The author must have forgotten that jokes are supposed to make people laugh not cry.
08-16-2008 17:38
djino 357 wrote:
ignorants
THIS IS NOT ABOUT A DOG,IT'S ABOUT MEN...WOMEN SHOULD ASK AROUND B4 GETTING UNDER THE COVERS WITH(CHEATING,WANDERING MEN)
08-09-2008 11:06
John U.K. wrote:
Dogs
Can be true although I know some owners who insist they don't allow their dog/s to go in all rooms or get in bed but maybe they were new to keeping dogs!
08-06-2008 22:07
Ian wrote:
KEEP GOING 'WROTE'. YOU'LL GET IT WRIGHT, OR WRITE, OR RIGHT EVENTUALLY.
08-06-2008 15:00
wrote:
ME 4 ONE LOVES DOGS AND YES THEY DO RULE ITS LIKE IF U DONT LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO THEY GIVE U THOSE PUPPY EYES WELL THATS WHAT MY DOG DOES TO ME YES HE DOES THAT TO ME AND IT DOES WORK ON US IT PROBLY WORKS ON OUR PARENTS TOO, U SHOULD TRY IT TRUST ME IT WORKS I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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