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Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!

Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!

This news arrived on: 07/08/2008

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Posted Comments:

07-12-2008 21:31

Valdis wrote:

The questions are absolutely crazy and far from funny

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07-12-2008 13:30

his weirdness wrote:

Crazy Names

I thought they were amusing.
We are called 'to confront each other with love'
If one can't make comments even negetive ones without the spirit of love! Don't comment.

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07-12-2008 10:09

Els wrote:

Thank goodness that we are not all the same -- I would hate having to go through life with no sense of humor. Seems as though some of the persons reading these jokes just do not know how to ' Let it go '- We don't have to alwaays make negative comments at someone else's expense.

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