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• "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"

• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

• Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside..."

• "I try to avoid using Microsoft. That's why I use MS-DOS."

• Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."

• Customer: "File manager? What's that?"
Tech Support: "How long have you had your computer?"
Customer: "Three years."

• "I have a 386 Pentium."

• "My brother has a 486 with a Pentium chip in it."

• Customer: "The computer told me it had contagious memory. Does it have a virus?"
Tech Support: "No, that is 'contiguous' memory, as in 'sequential'."
Customer: "That is impossible, it said 'contagious'."
Tech Support: "Type 'mem' and hit the 'enter' key."
Customer: "Oh."

• "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

This news arrived on: 07/03/2008

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Posted Comments:

07-10-2008 09:27

Big Mac wrote:

Windoze

Soo- Who would buy something they don't understand. Remember A girl's shirt buttons are on the right side, a man's on the left.

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07-10-2008 04:34

me wrote:

@soo

In today's society, you have to be pretty retarded to not even know that you have to push the power button for an electronic device to be on. Come on... even a light doesn't have "the lights on" unless you flip the switch to the on position.

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07-08-2008 07:47

hornacek wrote:

Windoze quotes

386 pentium? File Manager? How old is this column? 15 years?

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