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Fascinate

A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."

Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."

So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest's so big she could only fasten eight!"

This news arrived on: 06/23/2008

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06-27-2008 18:10

superyouper wrote:

Facinate

Very similar to a less off color story. The teacher wanted the word ' officiate' used in a sentence. When it came to Johnny, he replied, "my sister got a bone in her throat from a fish she ate."

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06-27-2008 12:22

some1 wrote:

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LOL!!! He doesn't even use the word!
Inapproperiate...

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06-26-2008 23:49

SisterofMax wrote:

Fascinate

I didn't really get this. Yes, I got the pun at the end. But the teacher's reactions to the other children's answers didn't make sense. She was just repeating what the other kids said. So, why was that wrong? And why was it a set up for the punchline? It seems like there might have been something missing from the joke.

By the way, to the person who wrote about pearls being jewelry; pearl buttons are just buttons that look like pearls-they are not actually pearls.

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06-26-2008 21:34

arcamax wrote:

jokes

Very good one.

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06-26-2008 21:09

wrote:

Dolly Parton? Just first and last ones.

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