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Dealing With Bribes
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me
$15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it
to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide
this case solely on its merits."
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Posted Comments:
06-18-2008 19:23
BYEBYE wrote:
That was funny yet sad at the same time. Makes you wonder how many judges have done something similar. Good joke.