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New Math
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the blankety-blank difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
This news arrived on: 06/10/2008
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06-25-2008 21:39
wrote:
IT's a joke, people!!!!
06-25-2008 04:31
dawn wrote:
joke
well i would of got the belt also,but it is a joke. i wonder if any of you tell jokes like that or worse. it's a joke for crying out loud..lolol.. you know "laugh."
06-24-2008 05:46
lester wrote:
blankety-blank
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE JOKE FORUM, AND IN MY MIND AS I READ, IT'S A JOKE AND THATS HOW I TAKE IT,.... THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR POLITICAL COMMUNITY, PEOPLE LIKE THIS !!!
06-24-2008 00:49
wrote:
To: Lester
To Lester: I thought you did very well with your comments on the black/white issue, but now I take that back. I'm not your son! I happen to be 69 and a female. So you think I have a dirty mind? It's obvious to me and anyone else that when they use the term,"blankety blank", it means words that can not be printed on this page. Why? Because they would be x-rated and certainly not suitable for younger readers.So what kind of words do you think they would be? Like David said, in our day, my dad would have used his shaving strap on the bare behind for lesser words than this implication.
06-23-2008 21:07
lester wrote:
joke
It's a joke, son! The last I heard, blankety-blank was not a filthy word. In fact, it's not a word at all but a substitute for whatever you would like to insert. It's all in the mind and evidently you are guilty of having a dirty mind.
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