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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom."

Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?"

The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"

The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little brother."

The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??"

The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

This news arrived on: 06/10/2008

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Posted Comments:

06-20-2008 09:46

Betty Boop wrote:

I liked this joke! It goes to show that kids take things at " FACE VALUE", and believe what they here...

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06-18-2008 08:53

jess wrote:

mbaya

iko chiini...nilisikia last year but three

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06-17-2008 23:05

Alaskanjade wrote:

funny

thanks for the laugh, i wasn't offended at all, and in fact, i'll repost on myspace.

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06-17-2008 18:40

Jodi wrote:

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You guys just don't have an attention span for reading this. I thought it was hilarious! I remember that commercial on tv where the woman was riding a bicycle and talking about how with these tampons she could go swimming and ride a bike just about do anything! Laughing my behind off!

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06-17-2008 17:24

littletexkitty wrote:

A little on the long side. But it was very cute and little bit weird.

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