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Confessions

To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for his wife and himself on a trip to famous old St. Andrews' Golf Course in Scotland.

On the third tee, the husband hesitated in teeing off and turned slowly to his wife and said contritely, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."

His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry, darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me.

The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on his wife's clubs.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar...you cheat ... you despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies' tees?!"

This news arrived on: 05/12/2008

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05-16-2008 15:45

Heather wrote:

Confessions

If it was a made up story...good for her. Nice thinking. I thought that it was great!

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05-16-2008 15:37

RD wrote:

Too funny

I have to agree with the comment above about the comments them selves. I realized the other day that I enjoy reading those more than the jokes! Thanks for the continuing laughter!

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05-16-2008 06:55

Patsy wrote:

"Confessions"

GOOD one! Ha Ha!

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05-16-2008 06:11

observer wrote:

confessions

People, you should read yourselves. Your comments are more entertaining that the jokes. These are JOKES not political statements. What do you expect for free?

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05-15-2008 23:46

wrote:

Wow, once again..this joke wasn't funny. Oh, and Sniven...nice comment..........

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