Eric's Autos / Automotive

Eric's Autos: Making Bikes Into Cars on Two Wheels

Here we go again. The insurance mafia is "petitioning" the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to require that motorcycles be fitted with antilock brakes. For "safety." Which means (if they're successful): You'll pay more for ...

Eric's Autos: Sexual Battery and "Speeding"

In Virginia, they're both Class 1 Misdemeanors - along with animal cruelty and larceny. One small notch below a felony. They'll put you in jail for it. The speeding, I mean. Sexual battery? Meh. Give 'em a fine, maybe an ankle bracelet, send 'em ...

Eric's Autos: Roasting Kids

If you've been watching the news lately, you already know all about it. And you know what's coming on account of it. Homer's car - you know - the one designed by Homer Simpson, with every Rube Goldberg-esque gewgaw imaginable by the mind of a ...