Eric's Autos / Automotive

Eric's Autos: Sexual Battery and "Speeding"

In Virginia, they're both Class 1 Misdemeanors - along with animal cruelty and larceny. One small notch below a felony. They'll put you in jail for it. The speeding, I mean. Sexual battery? Meh. Give 'em a fine, maybe an ankle bracelet, send 'em ...

Eric's Autos: Roasting Kids

If you've been watching the news lately, you already know all about it. And you know what's coming on account of it. Homer's car - you know - the one designed by Homer Simpson, with every Rube Goldberg-esque gewgaw imaginable by the mind of a ...

Eric's Autos: Another One Bites The Dust

Some unhappy news came in the mail yesterday. A notice that my favorite car magazine - High Performance Pontiac - will be ceasing publication after the October issue. Pontiac itself, of course, ceased building - scratch that, selling - cars ...