From the ArcaMax Publishing, ArcaMax Publishing Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/arcapub/s-573013-216362
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote,
"No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the
affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."