From the ArcaMax Publishing, ArcaMax Publishing Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/arcapub/s-573003-334221
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I
gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead,
I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."
The bum was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."