Male Bashing

Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg? A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. How are men and parking spots alike? A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common? A. They are all married.



This news arrived on: 06/23/2009
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