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"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?"
Julie whined.
"What?" Chris replied.
"Look around!" Julie yelled, as she pointed around the room. "Look at
all these books! You always have your head buried in a book! You don't
even seem to know I'm alive!"
"I'm sorry, honey," Chris said.
"Sometimes I wish I were a book. Maybe then you'd at least look at
me!" Julie exclaimed.
"Hmmmm," Chris mumbled, "that's not such a bad idea. Then I could take
you to the library every few days and change you for something more
interesting."