From the ArcaMax Publishing, ArcaMax Publishing Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/arcapub/s-565998-352198
A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw
a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig.
He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him
and pulls him over. Cop says "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in
the car?"
Driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field."
Cop says" I want you to take that pig to the zoo!" the driver agrees
he will take the pig to the zoo.
So the next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls
him over. "What are you doing? I thought I told you to take that pig
to the zoo!"
"Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are
going to the ball game now."