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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the
teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he
sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his
report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said.
"But what is so exciting about a period."
"Darned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man
next door shot himself."