From the ArcaMax Publishing, ArcaMax Publishing Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/arcapub/s-562155-999657
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to
them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an
evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you
will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside
her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him?
If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is
worth more than a stockbroker!"