Gas would not be heard of and price of horse feed would go through the roof. Have fun in the 1800's

That comment about the carrier pigeons might come true if Obama wins. The world is waiting for someone they can walk all over, including the Muslim world. Don't you know their goal is to take the world back to the year 600?

It should be noted that in early afternoon Candidate Barack Obama commenced his campaign with enthusiasm - the obvious result of sleeping late, watching reruns of Sesame Street, a lunch of Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, Red Bull (emphasis on Bull), text messaging friends, and video games.

His comments were brief but included a response to the latest tirade from Hugo Chavez and that mean man in Iran.

Barack said in no uncertain terms that "sticks and stones may break our bones but words will never hurt us." He wrapped up his remarks with a threat to these global bullies - "I'm rubber, you're glue - whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"

The crowd clapped so enthusiastically that many damaged their cellphones! Several fans fainted and some of the younger supporters fell out of their high chairs.

"What a Country!"

MGM